Monday, September 4, 2006

Celebrate Mortified's 4th Birthday!

Help celebrate four years of unbridled angst with the grassroots phenomenon that is Mortified!

Yes, this September, the longest running stage show of its kind turns four years old! Crazy, eh? Just think, in just a few more years, it will start sprouting hair in funny places and be able to attend its very own events. So what are you waiting for? Buy your tickets. Tell your friends!

PLUS! As a special birthday bonus treat to our devoted fans... all Mortified shows nationwide in September will giving away cool b-day gifts. How's it work? Simple! If you happen to hear your actual birthday mentioned as a date in one of the journal entries being read during our show, flash us your ID afterwards and we’ll hook you up with some cool Mortified merch or other retro prizes.

It's our way of thanking you for four amazing years of unprecedented success and totally bitchin' support.

In angst we trust.